The House of Oddbloke is moving house, and for the next fortnight we are without Broadband. We’ve been reduced to the level of primitives.

The tribe are huddling around a fire we’ve built in the living room, fighting over bits of meat stuck to bones of animals we hunted and killed in wildest Burton-on-Trent. Rather like the beginning of 2001 (I mean the film – I’m not reminiscing over a particularly brutal New Year’s Eve party).

To keep you amused (and staying with the 2001 theme) here is a video:

For those of you watching at work – I’m afraid you’ll need to find headphones. Unless you hate your co-workers, of course.

Next week I shall be turning it into my new ringtone.