London Marathon 2009

The correct attire for a marathon, or any other activity that should get you sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

The correct attire for a marathon, or any other activity that should get you sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

Don’t worry – I’m not going to tell you I took part, and how great it was. How insane do you think I am?

I can only think of one possible advantage I would gain from entering a marathon: I’d have a valid reason to wear a comedy chicken suit. I’ve not had a reason as good as that since I was invited to the funeral of an ex-girlfriend’s mother.

I note with some interest the number of celebrities who took part in the marathon. Though I was surprised that Jordan took part – isn’t she under some risk of giving herself two black eyes when she jogs?

I shall leave you with this pearl of wisdom from a friend of mine:

“Know how they could liven up the marathon? At every mile marker, they should shoot the last three people.”

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posted in Current Events, Ramblings by Oddbloke

1 Comment to "London Marathon 2009"

  1. Marcey wrote:

    I love this outfit!!! I’m currently making a replica of this for my Halloween costume!!!!!! This is awesome!! Thank you for this idea!!!!

 
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