A complete list of all the crap the musings I’ve ever posted. Newest first.
Incontinent pets and the joy of the Surveillance State - Thursday, 11th May 2023
Noot Noot! - Friday, 7th August 2020
Christmas Traditions - Saturday, 9th December 2017
Father's Day - Thursday, 6th July 2017
Sunday Morning - Sunday, 2nd April 2017
Second Time Around - Monday, 6th February 2017
The New IT-Guy - Sunday, 5th February 2017
"Moving On" - Saturday, 31st December 2016
The Teachings of Guru Ravensburger - Monday, 21st November 2016
Fostering - Sunday, 13th November 2016
Tragic loss - Monday, 7th November 2016
Cannot Be Unseen - Thursday, 21st April 2016
A small rant that is just too big to be a tweet - Thursday, 18th February 2016
Scientific as a newt - Monday, 2nd November 2015
"Oh, I just ADORE geeks!" - Sunday, 19th April 2015
An embuggerance - Friday, 27th March 2015
Back to school - Wednesday, 11th February 2015
Why aren't you dead? - Monday, 26th January 2015
Christmas in the professional office environment - Saturday, 20th December 2014
The Firefighting Programmer - Monday, 17th November 2014
Angry at myself - Friday, 24th October 2014
The Saloon - Thursday, 9th October 2014
My nemesis - Tuesday, 29th July 2014
History of religion in the 21st and 22nd century - Friday, 27th June 2014
Just ... no. Stop it. STOP IT! - Tuesday, 13th May 2014
Secret of eternal life: bidding starts at 99p, no reserve - Monday, 7th April 2014
Overheard on the bus - Tuesday, 1st April 2014
Dear Young People ... - Wednesday, 19th February 2014
Daily Mail Free Zone - Tuesday, 4th February 2014
Like seeing a Unicorn - Thursday, 30th January 2014
Overheard at work #4 - Thursday, 23rd January 2014
Behold! The faux-Pagan Goblet of DOOOOOOM! - Thursday, 16th January 2014
The Harry Potter paintings that never made it - Saturday, 30th November 2013
It must be Christmas - the Coca-Cola ad is back! - Tuesday, 12th November 2013
Well, I MIGHT know her ... - Thursday, 31st October 2013
Sleepless in Burton-on-Trent - Wednesday, 23rd October 2013
Before children / after children - Friday, 18th October 2013
My little misogynist is all grown up - Thursday, 3rd October 2013
Fashion Sense - Friday, 13th September 2013
Trains - Friday, 6th September 2013
I've seen the future of the NHS, and it is Facebook - Friday, 5th July 2013
On trying to read the classics - Monday, 24th June 2013
Apparently I could go off at any time, and judging by the smell ... - Thursday, 6th June 2013
"And when did you last open your bowels?" - Monday, 15th April 2013
The most important thing you will ever read - Wednesday, 27th March 2013
What to watch when you're recuperating - Monday, 11th March 2013
We can rebuild him - we have the chocolate and flumps ... - Sunday, 3rd March 2013
TV chefs and their threat to the environment - Thursday, 20th December 2012
Well-behaved little chap, isn't he? - Wednesday, 12th December 2012
"Funny-haha, not funny-peculiar" UK blog award 2013 - Wednesday, 5th December 2012
Literature versus bandwagons - Monday, 3rd December 2012
Ugly people in advertising - Thursday, 29th November 2012
Granny's Garden - Wednesday, 28th November 2012
Whilst we're off the air ... - Monday, 19th November 2012
David Attenborough versus Fireman Sam - Tuesday, 6th November 2012
Practicing my deadpan sarcasm - Tuesday, 16th October 2012
Helpful hints when selling your slum - Sunday, 7th October 2012
A Fistful of Serviettes (part three) - Wednesday, 12th September 2012
A Fistful of Serviettes (part two) - Wednesday, 12th September 2012
A Fistful of Serviettes (part one) - Wednesday, 12th September 2012
Bonk-thwack-bonk-OUT! - Tuesday, 12th June 2012
Funny story - Wednesday, 30th May 2012
Serious philosophical debate - Wednesday, 9th May 2012
Notes from a foreign county - Wednesday, 2nd May 2012
No news update - Monday, 9th April 2012
Are you clevererererer than an infant? - Thursday, 29th March 2012
Birmingham haute cuisine - Wednesday, 7th March 2012
Train geeks and game geeks are all geeks - Tuesday, 17th January 2012
A surprisingly accurate prediction - Saturday, 31st December 2011
The feeling of freedom: your butt in the breeze - Sunday, 18th December 2011
Having my say, again - Friday, 2nd December 2011
English is still English, even when typed on your mobile - Sunday, 13th November 2011
Why I'm never invited to christenings - Friday, 28th October 2011
Confectionery Theory - Friday, 19th August 2011
The terror of pet-sitting - Tuesday, 2nd August 2011
Bob The Builder - Wednesday, 20th July 2011
Saggyboobpocalypse - Saturday, 2nd July 2011
Would 72 virgins really be all that great? - Monday, 2nd May 2011
Quick update - Sunday, 6th March 2011
A toy from childhood (creative writing homework) - Monday, 31st January 2011
A childhood memory (creative writing homework) - Tuesday, 25th January 2011
Rare antique spotted in the wild! - Thursday, 13th January 2011
A dire warning of substance abuse - Sunday, 2nd January 2011
Decluttering - Tuesday, 30th November 2010
The Gruffalo Code - Tuesday, 23rd November 2010
Reasons for staying in the computer games industry - Thursday, 4th November 2010
Insomnia and insanity - Thursday, 28th October 2010
OMG! Click here to see pic! WTF? Can't believe it! LOL JK! OMG! Click it! CLICK IT!!!!!!!11!!!! - Friday, 22nd October 2010
Today's celebrity birthdays - Sunday, 17th October 2010
Gratuitous Product Endorsement - Tuesday, 5th October 2010
Supporting a worthy cause - Monday, 13th September 2010
Overheard in the park - Thursday, 2nd September 2010
Camping - Sunday, 22nd August 2010
A short and tragic love story - Thursday, 12th August 2010
Asda carpark, 11pm - Tuesday, 27th July 2010
Adam and Jane MUST BE STOPPED! - Wednesday, 21st July 2010
Apostrophe without a clue - Monday, 5th July 2010
Star Trek, and the future of humanity - Wednesday, 23rd June 2010
Insanity can be hard to define - Wednesday, 26th May 2010
Latest ITV Sitcom Revealed! - Wednesday, 12th May 2010
Hurrah for Democracy! - Wednesday, 5th May 2010
Bored geeks plus webcam equals trouble - Thursday, 22nd April 2010
The infectious disease that is the Cambridge Accent - Thursday, 15th April 2010
In Cambridge, "sane landlord" is an Oxymoron - Friday, 2nd April 2010
Born To Be Wild - Thursday, 25th March 2010
Got a badge! - Wednesday, 17th March 2010
Free-falling fish and spring-loaded chickens, bottles of poison and whiskers on kittens ... - Wednesday, 10th March 2010
The Tale of Littleboffsbury - Tuesday, 23rd February 2010
Do you REALLY want to make computer games? - Thursday, 11th February 2010
Bathroom FAIL - Monday, 8th February 2010
Born To Squeeze - Saturday, 30th January 2010
Facebook versus LinkedIn - Monday, 18th January 2010
Cry "Havoc" - Wednesday, 13th January 2010
Devil makes work for idle geek - Tuesday, 5th January 2010
Enough to make me watch ITV - Monday, 21st December 2009
Japanese phrases I wish I knew - Saturday, 12th December 2009
Brass monkeys - Monday, 7th December 2009
Enough to make me stop shaving - Thursday, 3rd December 2009
You know it's time to change job when ... - Wednesday, 2nd December 2009
X-Files is fiction after all? - Wednesday, 11th November 2009
Theatre Review - Wednesday, 4th November 2009
That's how they bake in Holland ... - Wednesday, 28th October 2009
Voices From Beyond ... - Wednesday, 7th October 2009
The culture of "hobbyist" computing - Friday, 25th September 2009
Good Moaning! - Wednesday, 26th August 2009
Anniversary - Thursday, 20th August 2009
Questions children ask - Friday, 14th August 2009
The night before ... - Wednesday, 5th August 2009
Keeping me awake at night ... - Wednesday, 29th July 2009
Overheard at work #3 - Tuesday, 28th July 2009
Pre-Op - Tuesday, 21st July 2009
Our Dog - Wednesday, 15th July 2009
Passive Aggressive Letters: Those thieving barstewards at the AA - Wednesday, 8th July 2009
Interview technique - Friday, 3rd July 2009
Time to take stock - Wednesday, 24th June 2009
Geeks and Fanboys - Friday, 19th June 2009
Being an idiot - Saturday, 13th June 2009
Programmers and toilet humour - Wednesday, 10th June 2009
Black box recordings - Saturday, 6th June 2009
On the loss of a friend - Wednesday, 3rd June 2009
Insane Glowing Zombie Monkey Apocalypse! - Friday, 29th May 2009
Pyscho-analysis the Facebook way - Wednesday, 27th May 2009
Alice through the petri dish - Friday, 22nd May 2009
Shattering the Illusions of my childhood: Mr Men - Wednesday, 20th May 2009
Spam! - Saturday, 16th May 2009
Having my say ... - Wednesday, 13th May 2009
Best. Organisation. EVER. - Wednesday, 6th May 2009
Overheard at work #2 - Monday, 4th May 2009
Swine 'flu: The lucky ones will die ... - Friday, 1st May 2009
The joy of teaching - Wednesday, 29th April 2009
London Marathon 2009 - Sunday, 26th April 2009
Conspiracy Theory: The Recession - Friday, 24th April 2009
My Bucket List - Wednesday, 22nd April 2009
... comes all manner of things - Sunday, 19th April 2009
Diabetes - Thursday, 2nd April 2009
An actual diary entry! - Saturday, 21st March 2009
I got this idea for a game ... - Thursday, 12th March 2009
[NSF-kiddies] On enjoying one's job - Sunday, 8th March 2009
What sophisticated male geeks talk about - Thursday, 12th February 2009
Blog? Don't blog? - Wednesday, 11th February 2009
